MISERABLE HATEFUL AWFUL ROTTEN NO GOOD VERY BAD PLACE!!

I so hate this place and its rules and regulations and processes and procedures and politics. I HATE IT. I am miserable every f-ing day that I have to come here. It just totally deflates me. It traps me and then it squeezes the very breath out of me. If I can’t find an escape from this place soon I think I will implode. I will be completely sucked into the black hole of despair with every ounce of energy and light being sucked from my very soul.

Can we not have a simple conversation without someone copping an attitude? Is there nothing I do that doesn’t require 3 signatures and a formal notification of intent to begin and equally formal notification of completion to 7 entities throughout the whole damn organization???

Who ever thought up these ridiculous rules? Who in their right mind would think that this was in any way conducive to efficiency, productivity, morale, or just general “employee” satisfaction????

Why don’t they realize that they are crushing people into little bits of corporate minutiae and taking away the very things that make us human? The ability to think, to reason, to empathize, to act, to exist.

What are they thinking when they create one more rule on top of another rule on top of another rule on top of another rule, with an extra process guideline, and a new written regulation, peppered with pc protocol just about every freaking week????

Where does this thought process come from?

When will I be rescued?