Who's the f-ing slacker??

Here's my day in a damn nutshell:

1. Get up at 6 ish
2. Wake up 13 for a shower or take my shower
3. Get dressed
4. Baby wakes up and I change her diaper
5. Wake up 10
6. Feed the baby
7. Let the dog out / feed the dog
8. Try to get myself ready in the midst of all this
9. Be sure there's formula made for the day
10. Sometimes pack up a diaper bag
11. Sometimes take the baby to daycare
12. Take the kids to school
13. Go to work
14. Come home
15. Sometimes pick up baby from daycare
16. Usually clean dishes and kitchen mess
17. Feed the baby
18. Make dinner for everyone else
19. Clean up from dinner
20. Change the baby
21. Feed the baby
22. Help the kids with homework
23. Listen to H's day
24. Try to converse with my children
25. Carry the baby around
26. Sometimes bathe the baby
27. Get her ready for bed
28. Get the kids off to bed and supervise that process
29. Feed the baby
30. Get her to bed
31. It's now 10 p.m. or later.

Here's H's day

1. Stay in bed until 8 a.m. or later
2. Sometimes get up earlier
3. Take a shower
4. Get Dressed
5. Make a cup of coffee
6. Sit and watch tv - news or MTV
7. Gather my things
8. Go to work or school
9. Come home
10. or Stop by friends for a beer and a chat before coming home
11. Put my things away
12. Bark at the kids
13. Criticize the wife
14. Eat dinner
15. Retire to the tv or
16. Retire to the cave for studying or
17. Leave for the library for studying or
18. Go to friends for a beer and a chat
19. Take a shower (if he didn't take one as soon as he got home)
20. Get pjs on
21. Watch tv
22. Make Cookies
23. Eat Cookies
24. Go to bed
25. Watch more tv
26. Go to sleep
27. It's now 10 pm or later

Tell me now - who's the f-ing slacker???