Chain of Events

Called in Well on Monday (my b-day)

Found out Wed. that H was taking kids to Six Flags on Thurs.

Fret over whether to work on Thurs. to catch up as planned, or go with fam to S.F.

H tells me I have a mental problem and practically pushes me out the door to work on Thurs.

I am too distressed to go to work and wind up in a city an hour away - on a whim

Do some shopping - of course I can barely spend money because....well, I have a mental problem

Later I head home to chill

At home I find:

• two cars I dont recognize
• music so loud it can be heard in the next town; AAAAAAND
• a bevvy of bikini clad 20 something college co-eds partying poolside on my patio!

They don't see or hear me arrive

I go inside - irritated....knowing these are H's employees

Look out the window in time to see blondie shimmie off her bottoms to pee in the corner of the yard under a pine tree....next to our wood fence w/two inch gaps between our yard and our neighbors.....

Make my presence known

Call H to see if he told them they could be here

Hang up on him upon hearing that he did

Stew...steam....clean a bit

Go outside and do yard and pool work.....they leave

Relax...

Watch chick flick

Eat sushi w/wasabi and tuna sashimi

Write in my journal...the new, substantial, bound in leather w/lightly lined gilded edge pages, journal that I just spent $25 on during my brief run away episode to the city

Carry on with my life